New-Found Solution to Air Pollution – Fill the Air With More Primitive Concepts

The Flat-Earth Society has come up with yet another brilliant, uncredible way to fix the severely deteriorated air quality.

Denying the studies that prove over a million deaths in india due to air pollution, the FES spokesperson said, “Since the Earth is flat, it is possible to fill the air with modern conspiracy theories and push the bad air out of the atmosphere. The air carrying pollutants will fall out of the Earth’s atmosphere, and drift away into the space. It’s as easy as pushing something off a cliff. It’s foolproof.”

The society is hosting a global conference in 2019 to address this issue and take this idea forward.