Exposed: India’s Air Quality Monitors Inaccurate
The air is, in fact, healthy; no need to worry! In a recent examination of the air quality monitors in India, it has been found that none of the monitors …
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Government Accepts All Demands; Greenpeace Happy and Clueless
In a rather unexpected move by the Ministry of Environmentally Unconscious, all demands put forth by environmental activists and Greenpeace India have been accepted, earlier this morning. In an announcement …
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Institute Of Studies Finally Confirms: Air Is Important
In a landmark study the world famous Institute of Studies (IoS) has discovered that air is really important. The study cost $45,000,000 and lasted three years, but just this week …
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New-Found Solution to Air Pollution – Fill the Air With More Primitive Concepts
The Flat-Earth Society has come up with yet another brilliant, uncredible way to fix the severely deteriorated air quality. Denying the studies that prove over a million deaths in india …
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Air Pollution A Boon For Business Says Sociopathic Businessman
A prominent US businessman – Greedy McGreedface – has come out strongly in support of air pollution. He said the growing air pollution crisis around the world, especially in countries …
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Air Pollution is An Urban Legend – New Study
In the past few years, studies have shown that liberal arts and media has much broader repercussions on the mental state of urban youth. It affects not just the individual, …
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Implement Double Standards, Not Emission Standards: Citizens of India
Citizens of India have delivered a petition to the Environmentally Unconscious Ministry, asking for more crooked ways of decision and policy making. “System change will lead to cultural shock among …
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Government Launches “Don’t Worry, Be Happy” Campaign in India
In light of the recent heated debates in media and relentless campaigning by the citizens of India demanding cleaner air, the government has finally appropriately responded. The DWBH campaign will …
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